YuppieGuy

Jul200902

Wow. .

Check this vid… It’s off da Hook. .

Really enjoying this song at the Moment…

Has an awesome beat, with a touch of ‘old scool…

Bob Sinclair has really nailed this beat

- I’m all old school this season baby!

Jul200902

Dimi

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MJ Jokes – Too Soon?

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack this morning after he discovered that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

Reports suggest that his heart attack was brought on by him choking on a small bone.

Actually – it wasn’t a heart attack. Apparently it was food poisoning (he had some 12-year-old nuts.)

Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message 2 paramedics on the way to the hospital… “Put me in the children’s ward.”

It was touch-and-go at the hospital last night. Then they moved Jacko away from the children’s ward.

They can’t decide what to do with him. Have a funeral… or a Tupperware party.

Michael Jackson has died aged 50. In spirit of recycling, he will be melted down into plastic cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim. OR: Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys, so kids can play with him for a change.

At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch: he’s been trying to quit for a while.

Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

I’d say YES, it is too soon!